Below you’ll find a sample from my upcoming book, Maybe These Are Poems/Maybe These Are Songs/Whatever They Are/They Sure Aren’t Long. You’ll notice to the right of the poem/song/whatever is a prompt. That is because this is to be an interactive book. After all, I firmly believe everyone should write even if it’s only for themselves. […]Read more "My Upcoming Book Will Be Interactive"
Every so often Direct TV will call and tell me how awesome of a customer I am and then try and get me to pay more money for channels I don’t want or need. They disguise it as a reward, but it’s not. This particular time the lady was incredibly persistent. I’m just going to […]Read more "Direct TV Really Wants to Improve My Love Life"