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Clearly, I’m going to use this opportunity to try and sell some books because self-employment is great and I’d like to maintain it.Read more "Pleasant World Book Day to You"
In one hundred years, from 1900 to 2000, the global population grew from 1.5 billion to 6 billion, a 4.5 billion person increase. By 2050 the global population is expected to reach between 9 and 10 billion. The causes of such massive population growth are the result of advances in healthcare technology, lower mortality rates, […]Read more "Vertical Farming: A Solution to the Future (Chap. 42 in Life On a Treadmill)"
No, it’s not a racial slur. In fact, it’s a word I made up while backing out of a parking spot, only for some gimgob to inexplicably speed up and nearly rear-end me. I yelled, “Fucking gimgob,” and in that moment I had finally done what all writers hope to do, which is invent a word […]Read more "Word of the Day: Gimgob"
You know, it’s been a hard two years. Like any quality difficult time, it began with a break-up, was promptly followed by unemployment, and then in quite the cliche manner, it was capped off with an arrest. Now I was innocent, and the overzealous and violent police I encountered dropped the charges once they realized I […]Read more "How I Apply For Jobs Now"