Vertical Farming: A Solution to the Future (Chap. 42 in Life On a Treadmill)

In one hundred years, from 1900 to 2000, the global population grew from 1.5 billion to 6 billion, a 4.5 billion person increase. By 2050 the global population is expected to reach between 9 and 10 billion. The causes of such massive population growth are the result of advances in healthcare technology, lower mortality rates, […]

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Word of the Day: Gimgob

No, it’s not a racial slur. In fact, it’s a word I made up while backing¬†out of a parking spot, only for some gimgob to inexplicably speed up and nearly rear-end me. I yelled, “Fucking gimgob,” and in that moment I had finally done what all writers hope to do, which is invent a word […]

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How I Apply For Jobs Now

You know, it’s been a hard two years. Like any quality¬†difficult time, it began with a break-up, was promptly followed by unemployment, and then in quite the cliche manner, it was capped off with an arrest. Now I was innocent, and the overzealous and violent police I encountered dropped the charges once they realized I […]

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