There’s a difficulty I find in trying to express the feeling this time period has produced in me. It’s a numbness, but a burning numbness, which undermines the entire definition of what numb is. I feel nothing and everything at once. Yet we are at a juncture in time where little makes sense anymore, so […]Read more "Kremlin’s Kraken Keeps Trumping America"
Look, I know I’m terrible at updating this site. Mostly because I don’t want to post too much of the upcoming book because I’ve learned making money in this economy is exponentially more difficult when you try to do it on your own terms. After all, somewhere along the line (probably in Middle School) I […]Read more "A Bunch of Unrelated and Potentially Pointless Updates [Aug.2016]"
I stopped by Easton tonight to join my buddies Shawn and Kenny on their MicHop Podcast to talk about this weekend’s music festival and campout, SHAKEDOWN BY THE RIVER, American Education, and much more.Read more "Another Visit to MicHop Podcast: Weekend Fun, American Education, and Much More"
The problem (among many) with the current Republican party is that all their candidates are quick to angered vitriol but incapable of swallowing their pride.Read more "I Don’t Know Why I Can’t Stop Talking About This Shit"
Took some time and headed out to Easton, PA last night to sit in and talk live music, writing, and assorted nonsense on the Mic Hop Podcast. You can listen to it below. That said, make sure to check out their site and what they’re doing in regards to open mics: www.MicHopTours.comRead more "Mic Hop Podcast"
True freedom doesn’t exist in a civilized world. Yet we covet the concept of freedom like children covet ice cream. We are a species of delusion. Reality is far too complex for our puny human minds to comprehend, so we shape it to be tolerable. But man, is the idea of total freedom exhilarating. It is […]Read more "Freedom"
Don’t be a stranger. Feel free to follow along @ (I deleted my instagram)Read more "Some Grams from My Instagram (unreleased excerpts and other pieces)"
It’s one of the oldest (and greatest) videos on the internet. World of Warcraft player, Leeroy Jenkins, swiftly undoes a solid few minutes of thoughtful planning by his team–presumably because he was too busy getting chicken to hear the master plan. The virtual chaos that ensues is not just appealing to video gamers, but to any and all […]Read more "Leeroy Jenkins is 10 years old Today"
No, it’s not a racial slur. In fact, it’s a word I made up while backing out of a parking spot, only for some gimgob to inexplicably speed up and nearly rear-end me. I yelled, “Fucking gimgob,” and in that moment I had finally done what all writers hope to do, which is invent a word […]Read more "Word of the Day: Gimgob"
I spent three weeks reading through everything I ever wrote, eventually compiling a varied mix of pieces into a book. Imagine standing in front of a mirror naked, thoroughly examining every square inch of your body–and doing so for three weeks with little interaction with the outside world. It’s unnerving, and you’ll find some things […]Read more "The Forgotten Chapter"