Took some time and headed out to Easton, PA last night to sit in and talk live music, writing, and assorted nonsense on the Mic Hop Podcast. You can listen to it below. That said, make sure to check out their site and what they’re doing in regards to open mics: www.MicHopTours.comRead more "Mic Hop Podcast"
It’s one of the oldest (and greatest) videos on the internet. World of Warcraft player, Leeroy Jenkins, swiftly undoes a solid few minutes of thoughtful planning by his team–presumably because he was too busy getting chicken to hear the master plan. The virtual chaos that ensues is not just appealing to video gamers, but to any and all […]Read more "Leeroy Jenkins is 10 years old Today"
Every so often Direct TV will call and tell me how awesome of a customer I am and then try and get me to pay more money for channels I don’t want or need. They disguise it as a reward, but it’s not. This particular time the lady was incredibly persistent. I’m just going to […]Read more "Direct TV Really Wants to Improve My Love Life"
You feel that? Feel what? The sweet release of those cuckoo chemicals, dripping and slipping through that mushy organ you call a brain. You mean you? I am you and you are me. We are one. I guess, but this is an ungodly hour to begin drinking.Read more "My Brain and I at Five in the Morning"
If you’re reading this you are an elite driver. Sadly, as a result of your superior skill set behind the wheel of an automobile you may often find yourself misunderstood when executing expert level maneuvers on the road. Commoners simply can’t comprehend what you’re doing because face it, they are terrible drivers. But don’t fret. […]Read more "The Asshole’s Guide to Driving"
For nearly everyone who attended public school there were certain lunch days that were met with a little extra enthusiasm. But there was one in particular that didn’t necessarily get the same attention as pizza or taco day. I’m talking about the cafeteria chicken sandwich, a patty of pressed chicken scraps pumped full of sodium […]Read more "The Cafeteria Chicken Sandwich"
When you turn off of Canal onto Bourbon St. you’re greeted by various bars, strip clubs, and assorted places to grab some good ole comfort food. However, as you move further down Bourbon, the well-lit tourist-laden area becomes darker, and after a short stretch of gay bars, Bourbon is black, the cracked sidewalks stained with […]Read more "Praying with a Crackhead on Bourbon St."
Across the country millions of college kids are plagued by a dizzying array of questions that run through their minds on an infinite loop. What am I going to do when I get out of here? They ask themselves. How the hell am I going to make enough money to buy a house, buy food, […]Read more "The George Constanza Strategy"
Despite being on the verge of illness, I decided to head into Brooklyn for a show. After all, it was that or stay home alone and be bored. Within five minutes of being there I witnessed a girl crying on the sidewalk, which is always an awkward situation. From past experiences I’ve learned that one […]Read more "Things I Learned Last Night"
Note: Video interview is at the bottom. If you hate reading but love scrolling/staring then this note is probably greatly appreciated by you right now. It was the night before my college graduation and I had just finished watching the play 25 Squirrels, a dark comedy about friends accidentally killing their psychopathic friend’s beloved cat. […]Read more "College Graduation & an Interview with Joe Rogan"