Look, I know I’m terrible at updating this site. Mostly because I don’t want to post too much of the upcoming book because I’ve learned making money in this economy is exponentially more difficult when you try to do it on your own terms. After all, somewhere along the line (probably in Middle School) I […]Read more "A Bunch of Unrelated and Potentially Pointless Updates [Aug.2016]"
Don’t be a stranger. Feel free to follow along @ (I deleted my instagram)Read more "Some Grams from My Instagram (unreleased excerpts and other pieces)"
Every so often Direct TV will call and tell me how awesome of a customer I am and then try and get me to pay more money for channels I don’t want or need. They disguise it as a reward, but it’s not. This particular time the lady was incredibly persistent. I’m just going to […]Read more "Direct TV Really Wants to Improve My Love Life"
There were two high-schoolers sitting right behind me—a guy and a girl. It was clearly a date, and the guy was trying way too hard to seem sophisticated. When the food came out he attempted to describe it as though he were an expert, but merely called it “rich” and “decadent” over and over. When […]Read more "Perfection"
She was plain and majestic Dancing in the summer rain Twirling in her damp white dress. Hoping to be free On the third of march I set out to sea Dreaming of the dancing queen Who I saw in That summer rainRead more "Summer Rain"