This morning I was woken up from a dream where President Obama was lecturing America on terror, religion, and why we need to realize we’re all on a giant carbon ball orbiting through space. Then I realized I fell asleep with CNN on like the old man I am, and that Obama actually gave that […]Read more "Obama, The Muslim (Chapter 10 from Life On a Treadmill)"
In this day and age nobody likes being sold to, mostly because it feels like someone or some company is trying to manipulate us. We’re all too smart for that anyway. In that spirit, I’ve decided to make an argument for why you shouldn’t buy my book, Life On a Treadmill: The Collected Works of […]Read more "Why You Shouldn’t Buy My Book"
Twenty-seven years on Earth. This is a dangerous year for my kind, but I’m not too concerned. Life has been good.Read more "Today I Am 27. Whoop-dee-doo"
Yosemite National Park is a vast and magnificent universe located on the western side of the Sierra Nevada Mountains. It is only proper to speak of Yosemite as its own world. Any day hike to one of the massive peaks or cliffs, which overlook the entire valley and expanse that is the park and surrounding […]Read more "Three Fools & The Captain"