Look, I know I’m terrible at updating this site. Mostly because I don’t want to post too much of the upcoming book because I’ve learned making money in this economy is exponentially more difficult when you try to do it on your own terms. After all, somewhere along the line (probably in Middle School) I […]Read more "A Bunch of Unrelated and Potentially Pointless Updates [Aug.2016]"
Took some time Sunday to head to the Groov Cafe in Montclair, NJ to read at my friends’ poetry night. Hope VandenAkker and Linda Everswick have been running these things for awhile now and it was an absolute pleasure to finally make it to one. The crowd was attentive and courteous and the readers were […]Read more "Reading at Hope & Linda’s Poetry Night (video)"
If you like those, feel free to pick up my interactive poetry/song/whatever book available by clicking the cover art below:Read more "Two New Poems"
The problem (among many) with the current Republican party is that all their candidates are quick to angered vitriol but incapable of swallowing their pride.Read more "I Don’t Know Why I Can’t Stop Talking About This Shit"
Don’t be a stranger. Feel free to follow along @ (I deleted my instagram)Read more "Some Grams from My Instagram (unreleased excerpts and other pieces)"
Clearly, I’m going to use this opportunity to try and sell some books because self-employment is great and I’d like to maintain it.Read more "Pleasant World Book Day to You"
I spent three weeks reading through everything I ever wrote, eventually compiling a varied mix of pieces into a book. Imagine standing in front of a mirror naked, thoroughly examining every square inch of your body–and doing so for three weeks with little interaction with the outside world. It’s unnerving, and you’ll find some things […]Read more "The Forgotten Chapter"
This morning I was woken up from a dream where President Obama was lecturing America on terror, religion, and why we need to realize we’re all on a giant carbon ball orbiting through space. Then I realized I fell asleep with CNN on like the old man I am, and that Obama actually gave that […]Read more "Obama, The Muslim (Chapter 10 from Life On a Treadmill)"
Here’s a fresh one, slightly sanded, but not stained. Sometimes that’s better anyway. It’s not in the book, but it’s on here for free. Poems/Songs/Whatever out Sunday January 18th. What does it mean when your hands sweat in the cold? And what does it mean when your eyes water in the heat? There’s a dust […]Read more "A Fresh One for Promotional Purposes #Capitalism"